Thirteen Things about why I need my own bathroom
1. So I know where my toothbrush has been (today it was coated with antibacterial soap-not tasty) 2. I'm the only member of my household who doesn't miss the toilet 3. I'm the only member of my household who values a ring-free tub 4. Because I don't want to see everyone else's dirty underwear on the floor 5. So my children stop passing out feminine hygiene products as party favors 6. To prevent my children and dog from spreading used feminine hygiene products around my house 7. So I can lock myself in there without fear of small child wetting herself 8. Because I don't enjoy inhaling the noxious odors emitted by the rest of the family 9. So I can FINALLY be assured of always having toilet paper 10. To keep my nice bath salts sacred and not used on My Little Ponies 11. To keep slimy kid stuff off my towel 12. So I don't have to clean out the army of toys to have room for me 13. Because all the weird and unrecognizable stuff in the communal bathroom completely grosses me out!
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7 comments:
This is SO funny!
very funny, yet very interesting idea for this week's T13. you made me laugh! great one!
LOL! Love your writing!
I would think it is funny but it sounds too true. I think you should get your own bathroom!
Well it is funny...
Terrific Thursday Thirteen!
My TT is posted.
Have a wonderful day!
Happy TT'ing!
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Raggedy
I am so right there with you. Our family policy is that Daddy always cleans the toilet. I don't care how old and conscientious a man is, they miss. Mommy doesn't. It's really only fair that a man clean the toilet.
Great TT list. I live alone so I have my own bathroom, but I used to share one with the other 4 people in my family. I hope someday you get your own, you deservit it. Happy Friday!
Cracked me up, but I totally agree every woman should have their own bathroom, let the rest deal with each other.
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